As everyone probably knows by now I love hockey more than most things. My team is out of the playoffs but I am still invested. Instead of rooting for the underdog and getting depressed as always, this year I'm rooting for American players and playoff beards. I have a lot of good prospects. Unfortunately, my best bet is out now:
Paul Mara. I will miss your beautiful, beautiful beard, sir.
Luckily, the Sharks are holding strong, and will hopefully knock out the hated Red Wings, meaning Joe Thorton can carry on with this awesomeness:
And if not, Shea Weber's is still beautiful:
Or Tim Thomas:
Well, listen, I know it's a playoff moustache, but first, it's an awesome one, and second, I seriously love Tim Thomas. Like, a whole lot.
So, anyway, you should be watching the playoffs right now if nothing else but for the sweet beard action. If you can't acknowledge the beauty here you're obviously just jealous of Shea Weber.