I'm pretty sure that at the end of my shift, even if someone like, Charlie Hunnam caliber hot came in as a patient after an unfortunate kitten rescuing accident and asked for my number, I'd still probably be weirded out. Just not the place. Anyway.
Point is, if you are not this caliber hot and your complaint is related to the fact that you can't maintain an erection, welll. Your nurse definitely isn't gonna want any of that, so you should probably just put it away. But seriously, patients. Stop being gross.