Hood Hospital. EMS patient with 10/10 chest pain s/p smoking too much crack. ER doc fed up at foolishness capacity for the evening. Deliriously tired ER nurses. These are their stories.
Hood nurse: M'am, do you have any medical problems?
Pt: Quit asking me fucking questions. I just came here cuz my chest pain and my headache and I been pissin all over the place and I'm outta hydros. Don't none of that shit matter. Look it up in my records.
Hood nurse: Ma'am. I can't start treating your condition until I have some basic information about you.
ER doctor: Ma'am, you know I'm not going to give you any narcotics this visit.
Pt: Fine, fuck you then doctor, I'll just go to another doctor to get some more hydro. I'll buy it on the street with some more crack. I'll go to another hospital, I got that Medicaid. Fuck all of you, I hate hood hospital, I just came up here for my blood pressure and that ambulance fix it.
Hood nurse: So do are you saying you wanna leave then?
ER doctor: Yeah, you just have to sign this form.
Pt: Yeah. You motherfuckers can't make me stay here (DC'ing own EMS line, the single one this crew has started in the last 2 years).
And this took all of about 8 minutes. The one thing you can say about crackheads, at least they don't waste any time.