Sunday, May 8, 2011

I don't know, can you?

So I was messing around on blogger today when I started looking at my traffic stats and what search results brought people here. The accidental finds are mostly searches for medical stuff, naturally; there's also some pretty freaky shit that I'd rather not even look into, but the funniest by far was the search keywords "Can you drink IV Dilaudid?"
Well, I don't know. That's an excellent question. Can anyone help my accidental readers out here? If so, what is the best mixer, or should you just drink it straight? I'll ask the pharmacist at my job and I'll print me up a nice recipe book. 101 classic Dilaudid cocktails, featuring Dilaudid Margaritas with a Phenergan floater and a Benadryl rim. I can see my guest appearance on Martha now. Imma be rich, bitches.
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10 comments:

  1. LMay 8, 2011 at 10:42 PM

    I bet a vodka dilaudid with a lime wedge would be bangin. Or maybe Senna Summer Ale, a nice light beer on the way in and out. Perhaps a Morphine Mojito?

    Mmm the possibilities are endless.

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  2. TiffanyMay 9, 2011 at 4:00 AM

    bahahaha!

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  3. rnraquelMay 9, 2011 at 5:07 AM

    I once had a doctor give a 4 year old PO Versed mixed in juice, so a Dilaudid cocktail is a distinct possibility. Maybe in a Margarita, or should I say a Dilaudarita.

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  4. beadnikMay 9, 2011 at 6:20 AM

    Years ago, we used to give parenteral demerol sublingually for quick uptake when we didn't have IV access; right out of the vial or tubex, so I imagine dilaudid would absorb quickly the same way.

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  5. AnonymousMay 9, 2011 at 8:16 AM

    I don't know about IV dilaudid PO, but I know it works with Zofran. Tastes lousy, but it does stop nausea

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  6. rakalMay 9, 2011 at 11:31 AM

    Hahaha. Your blog is AWESOME.

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  7. Cartoon CharactersMay 9, 2011 at 12:13 PM

    That's funny! I have had some really weird searches that get people to my blog also .... and have been saving them, meaning to post in the future.

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  8. The Nerdy NurseMay 10, 2011 at 5:13 PM

    Wow... It doesnt surprise me that someone would wonder about this, but I'm sort of surprised that someone actually googled it.
    The powers of the internet! Connecting drug addicts to new forms of highs.

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  9. hoodnurseMay 11, 2011 at 6:58 AM

    This actually led me to a whole enlightening search on if there were any results on people exchanging drug seeking tips. Not directly, but I did find a bunch of message boards exchanging ideas on the best way to crush up your po Dilaudid and shoot it up. Time well spent, obviously.

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  10. Special SauceJune 2, 2011 at 10:04 PM

    Martha hell, you'll be on Semi-Homemade with Drunky Lee!

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