Hood Nurse: Okay, well everything looks good but that cough and fever you're having, so I'll go ahead and give you some Ibuprofen while you're waiting to see the doctor. It should help with those chills and make your throat feel better, too.
Patient's mom, rolling her eyes: Really? All you're gonna do is give him some Ibuprofen? I have that in my medicine cabinet, I could have done that at home.
Hood Nurse: Um. Well...
After I suppressed the urge to tell that between her and her teenage son, one of them probably should have figured out that antipyretics work for fevers, she then got mad because I tried to give him pills instead of a liquid. I'm just saying, this stuff might be why I come across like a cranky B at times.