Chief Complaint of the Night, EMS Edition

2300 33 y/o male with altered LOC at home. Per EMS, wife states pt drank 3/4 liter of tequila as well as several beers PTA. Pt awake and responsive here, displaying agitation and repeatedly yelling about ants crawling on his face.

Well, we were out of beds in main so he sure did have to go to a hall bed where he proceeded to yell at anyone who would listen about the ants of his face whilst rolling over on his stomach and sticking his ass in the air and moaning. All anyone heard for about an hour was the moans followed by someone yelling "NO ANTS! TOO MAS TEQUILA! GET BACK IN THE STRETCHER!"