90 plus adorable old lady, as I assisted her to the bedpan: Well, you see, I've got this diaper here now but I have a lot of trouble going in here. You know, they teach you your whole life not to pee your pants and then all a sudden you're supposed to do it again. Same with this thing. I learned not to pee in the bed but here I am.
This lady fucking ruled. Probably in my top ten most awesome people I've ever taken care of. I love funny, sassy little old ladies.
Yes, best ever. The ones that apologize profusely because "I know my old ass isn't pretty to look at" make me smile.
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