Some require a little bit of background, like the guy who brought in his son who was tripping balls and acting totally cray-cray. Reason for visit? "K2" was all that was written on the form. Well, I guess if you're getting to the root cause, yeah. I had to help the registration rep with that one though.
Others are just literacy issues- like "Somatch" (abdominal pain)- probably things I should not find as amusing, but tell me you could keep from laughing if you saw someone's chief complaint written down as "Golf Stones".
The ones for STDs THE BEST, though. Freakin' comedy gold. A few from this year:
"I got a discharge"
"Slept with a dirty woman"
"My dick be leakin'"
or, my personal favorite of all time "Klamidia Gondor dripping from my penis".
Yeah, to be fair, though, if I had a mythical kingdom dripping out of my genitals, I would probably be going to the ER too.