A Little Advice

Hey, so I know that a lot of planning while taking PCP and other mind altering substances kind of takes the fun out of it, but if you plan on doing that this holiday weekend or any weekend, please make sure you have at least one good friend with you.

They don't even have to be completely sober, but they should be at least sober enough to talk you down when you decide to run to the nearest police station and bang furiously on the door screaming "the system is corrupt!" repeatedly at the top of your lungs until the officers come out, at which time you go to the flower bed and start digging holes in the ground.

Unless of course, your goal all along is to befuddle even the most seasoned police officers in the ghetto with your behavior, in which case, this is a pretty good approach. After all, I'm just here to help, not to judge you on how you wanna spend your 4th of July weekend.