Thursday, March 31, 2011

A Series of Poor Choices

Bad Idea #1- Driving a boat drunk and on anxiety meds.
Bad Idea #2- Attempting to escape police after being charged with PI by attempting to jump out of the back of the police car, thus sustaining a pretty ugly eyebrow lac to your face in addition to further charges of resisting arrest.
Bad Idea #3-Swearing at the officer posted with you and saying unsavory things about his mother, resulting in surely less leeway for you surrounding events to come.
Bad Idea #4- Wiping your piss covered hand on said officer posted with you after using the urinal, resulting in you getting further assault with a biological weapon charges or something of the sort, and you having to hold it for the rest of the visit.
Bad Idea #5- Threatening to sue the doctor for giving you steri strips instead of sutures (seeing as how you will now surely be in the county pen for longer than 8 to 10 days as a direct result of your actions) then asking him for pain meds.
Yup. This, ladies and gentlemen, is a classic example of when keepin' it real goes wrong.

4 comments:

  1. I would laugh if it wasn't so true. What has happened to mankind?

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  2. The other half of the keepin' it real story? We all paid for this visit by our taxes...

    Makes it even more pathetic.

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  3. Or the drunk MS 13 gang member who first swung at me, then swung at the nurses. I had to turn around I couldn't watch the catheter insertion. Just thinking about it hurts me.

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  4. Oooh. Bet you he got at least an 18 french!

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