Thursday, March 31, 2011

A Series of Poor Choices

Bad Idea #1- Driving a boat drunk and on anxiety meds.
Bad Idea #2- Attempting to escape police after being charged with PI by attempting to jump out of the back of the police car, thus sustaining a pretty ugly eyebrow lac to your face in addition to further charges of resisting arrest.
Bad Idea #3-Swearing at the officer posted with you and saying unsavory things about his mother, resulting in surely less leeway for you surrounding events to come.
Bad Idea #4- Wiping your piss covered hand on said officer posted with you after using the urinal, resulting in you getting further assault with a biological weapon charges or something of the sort, and you having to hold it for the rest of the visit.
Bad Idea #5- Threatening to sue the doctor for giving you steri strips instead of sutures (seeing as how you will now surely be in the county pen for longer than 8 to 10 days as a direct result of your actions) then asking him for pain meds.
Yup. This, ladies and gentlemen, is a classic example of when keepin' it real goes wrong.


  1. I would laugh if it wasn't so true. What has happened to mankind?

  2. The other half of the keepin' it real story? We all paid for this visit by our taxes...

    Makes it even more pathetic.

  3. Or the drunk MS 13 gang member who first swung at me, then swung at the nurses. I had to turn around I couldn't watch the catheter insertion. Just thinking about it hurts me.

  4. Oooh. Bet you he got at least an 18 french!