Fun TImes at the Check-in Desk

Hood Hospital, 3 AM, Friday night:

Girl #1- Uh, yeah. I'd like to get checked for STDs. See, my boyfriend went to the doctor and they told him to tell me to get checked and I think I might have that chlamydia like when I first broke my virginity because I be leakin'.

Girl #2- Yeah, I wanna get checked too. I'm not having any problems or anything but my friend didn't wanna go alone.