Recently, I've taken up running after developing an intense case of muffin top in literally every pair of jeans I own, which with asthma and general laziness has been a bit of a challenge for me.
I had a particularly challenging morning the other day, when I decided to get beer and tacos after work but then decided to fun afterwards because I felt guilty (dear readers, never do this).
Well, after about a mile I stopped to get a drink of water and threw up a little. Then I got really dizzy and kind of felt like passing out.
Instead of thinking what any normal person might have, the only thing going through my head was, "Dude, I am not having a syncopal episode out here. I've been running and working a 12 and I smell like hell. These underwear are gross. If EMS shows up here and I wake up I am refusing the hell out of transport."
I think something is wrong with me.
Ha ha this post is funny, but good for you for trying to start something as great as running.
ReplyDeleteAny tips? I like everything but the side cramps and chest pain parts.
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