Monday, October 24, 2011

What 4 AM lull?

Nothing like a 20-something chick running frantically into the ER screaming that she grew a penis and needs to go to the operating room NOW to get it removed to get your blood pumping in the slow part of the morning.

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  1. I just.... That.... What??!!

    I got nothin'.

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  2. Enh. Now if she had cut it off herself, THAT would have gotten people jumping.

    Hmmm... Was it a female hallucinating that she had a penis? Or a male hallucinating that he was female?

    I think ER may be my next career step... Can't decide if that's a good thing or not. :).

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  3. Cocaine's a hell of a drug - Chapelle Show

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  4. please give some details on this one!

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  5. Wait, was it a vaginal abscess? The world needs to know!

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  6. Meeh. Last time I was hospitalized on a psych ward, my roommate was convinced that she WAS a guy. Kept dropping her pants to show me her weener. And I gotta be all like "You don't have a weener. Pull up your pants already."

    /totally freaked out the residents who came by to interview her 'tho.

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  7. Clearly that ween has to go. How did she do post-op?

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  8. Basically just pure organic crazy from what I understand, no drugs involved. The funniest part was my friend taking her into the triage booth and being like, "alright, well, let's see it then".

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  9. Let me guess...she/he also was wondering if you could do a quick pregnancy test too?

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  10. I love the occasional elderly bipolar/schizophrenic that is convinced she is pregnant. They'll go to ER after ER after ER trying to get the baby checked until someone finally admits them for CRAYZEE.

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