Nothing like a 20-something chick running frantically into the ER screaming that she grew a penis and needs to go to the operating room NOW to get it removed to get your blood pumping in the slow part of the morning.
Meeh. Last time I was hospitalized on a psych ward, my roommate was convinced that she WAS a guy. Kept dropping her pants to show me her weener. And I gotta be all like "You don't have a weener. Pull up your pants already."
/totally freaked out the residents who came by to interview her 'tho.
Basically just pure organic crazy from what I understand, no drugs involved. The funniest part was my friend taking her into the triage booth and being like, "alright, well, let's see it then".
I love the occasional elderly bipolar/schizophrenic that is convinced she is pregnant. They'll go to ER after ER after ER trying to get the baby checked until someone finally admits them for CRAYZEE.
I just.... That.... What??!!
ReplyDeleteI got nothin'.
Drugs are bad, people!
ReplyDeleteCocaine's a hell of a drug - Chapelle Show
ReplyDeleteplease give some details on this one!
ReplyDeleteWait, was it a vaginal abscess? The world needs to know!
ReplyDeleteMeeh. Last time I was hospitalized on a psych ward, my roommate was convinced that she WAS a guy. Kept dropping her pants to show me her weener. And I gotta be all like "You don't have a weener. Pull up your pants already."
ReplyDelete/totally freaked out the residents who came by to interview her 'tho.
Clearly that ween has to go. How did she do post-op?
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ReplyDeleteBasically just pure organic crazy from what I understand, no drugs involved. The funniest part was my friend taking her into the triage booth and being like, "alright, well, let's see it then".
ReplyDeleteLet me guess...she/he also was wondering if you could do a quick pregnancy test too?
ReplyDeleteI love the occasional elderly bipolar/schizophrenic that is convinced she is pregnant. They'll go to ER after ER after ER trying to get the baby checked until someone finally admits them for CRAYZEE.
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