Thursday, October 13, 2011

Chief Complaint of the Night

This little nugget of joy comes to you from a coworker's triage notes from last night:
HPI: Pt c/o right hand pain x 7 minutes after reaching into vending machine in waiting room and briefly getting her hand stuck. No bleeding or swelling noted.

Yeah, I know. What was she doing in the waiting room in the first place? Dude. That's like a philosophical chicken or egg type of question.
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 8:15 AM

    Hahahahahaha.

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  2. Bikin, RNOctober 15, 2011 at 6:44 AM

    More importantly, did he get the cheetos he was seeking?

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  3. LOctober 15, 2011 at 7:46 AM

    Discharged with a scrip for percocet x15, cab voucher, and replacement $1 for vending machine, right? Anything less is just poor nursing care.

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  4. hoodnurseOctober 15, 2011 at 12:30 PM

    Those a-holes probably just gave her Vicodin. The injustice!

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