Tech- Okay, sir, which one is your nurse?
Patient- I don't know her name. Whatever-the little one. That little frail thing! Go get her!
Welll. Yeah, let me go get you that sandwich but if you're looking for me after that, I'll be downstairs at the fitness center lifting weights.
Take it as a compliment, better than being the "fat" one, or the "hefty" one. Neither describes me, but I've heard it out of patient's mouths about the nurses I work with.
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