Obviously you know this since you gave the registration people a fake phone number when you dropped the kid off because you didn't want to deal with getting calls from the staff here. You probably shouldn't have given them the real address, though, because now the sheriff's department is there trying to figure out whether or not they can bring you up on child abandonment charges, and CPS is probably going to a pay you a visit there some time real soon. Aaand in the end, you still had to get up off your ass and pick up your kid. Wouldn't it have been easier to just stay in the room and watch The Parent Trap on the hospital movie channel with a complimentary warm blanket? Seriously.