Sassy coworker: I'm sorry ma'am, but it's a very busy night. There's several other people ahead of you and every room we have is full right now.
Drama queen: This is ridiculous! Is this what you do in the ER here? This place is a shit hole! I just told you I need a room! I want to lie down!
Sassy coworker- Well, as of 2 seconds ago there's still not a room back there, so unless you wanna go back there and lay in the floor, you're gonna have to wait. Do you wanna go lay in the floor? No? Okay then, go sit down.