The first thing this girl says to me is, " This is so embarrassing", which is never a good start. I then look at my computer screen to see the complaint as "foreign body in vagina", so at that point I kind of cut the formalities and ask her what she's got up there. "A tampon", she tells me. Oh. That's not so weird. I reassure her, as she's obviously mortified. Naw, dude, that's not a big deal. I see that on about a monthly basis. That at least belonged up there at some point, stuff happens.
So, then she continues with, "Oh, that makes me feel better. Yeah. I didn't really want to come up here. My sister made me, though, cause she looked in there and felt around and she couldn't find it, so she said I definitely needed to come to the ER." Uh. WHAT.
That just took it back to weird territory. I mean, maybe I just don't understand because I only have a brother and obviously, that would be even weirder, but for those of you who do have sisters, is it normal for siblings to go digging around in one another's vaginas? Because it seems like it wouldn't be. Please enlighten me on this issue.