ER Doctor: So, yeah, sir, you've been here for this same this same thing about 15 times this year already. I'm not going to run any labs on you this time, and I'll tell you that if you want to stop feeling bad you just need to quit it with the cocaine. You're discharged, and you're not getting Percocet.
Freq. Flyer Crackhead pt: Whatever, doctor, this is BULLSHIT. I know you do cocaine, too, I CAN TELL, just by lookin' at you!