Holy crap, dude. Remember Buckwheat lady? She came back the other day. This time, her chief complaint was that she had a hog in her stomach, and that she came to get it out. She then preceded to hit up all the other patients in the waiting room for money. Classic.
You know those above the influence my anti drug commercials? Yeah... well, patients on crack with hogs in their stomach? That's my anti drug, for real.