But can you just do me one favor? Yeah, could you please not stand in the room drinking coffee watching us start the IV and set up the ventilator right where everyone moves in and out? Thanks. And if you're going to stand there, can you at least drink your coffee quietly, as opposed to loudly making fun of our very nice, young enthusiastic RN for explaining paralytics and sedatives to the EMT student because "he's just a basic, he doesn't need to know all that"? Really douchebag? Really?
Do you guys have some kind of bet up there at the station house about who can be the biggest jackass? Because you've got my vote.