Monday, March 26, 2012

Touche

Combative drunk girl, after charge nurse buddy missed her IV because she was interrupted by said girl attempting to punch one of our police officers- "Bitch, what the fuck? Somebody should have taught you to stick veins better!"
Charge nurse buddy- "Really sweetie? Somebody should have taught you to handle your liquor better, because if they had, none of us would be here right now."

7 comments:

  1. Awesome.On the floor we would be required to apologize for our IV incompetenccy, validate her experience as a combative drunk and send her a courtesy cart for her inconvenience.
    I'm glad I got fired.

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  2. Can I marry charge nurse buddy?

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  3. Hi. love your background for your blog. BTW I am a nurse too and I stumbled on to your page while looking for nurse blogs so dont mind me just thought I say hello =)

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  4. "Oh, I'm so sorry. That was a great big 'ol #18. Let me fetch a smaller size; how does a #14 sound?"

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  5. I understand that as nurses it's our job to take care of the patients but when did we have to sacrifice our soul in order to make them happy. That's not our responsibility. I'm so glad I left nursing.

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  6. ahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha... No, I have no valid and interesting comment. I'm too busy laughing my ass off. FUNNY stuff!

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