Secret Code

Over the years, ER BFF and I have developed numerous discreet ways of alerting each other to patients/coworkers foolishness while they might be in earshot, some more successful than others.  Yeah, in retrospect maybe suggesting we activate the pillow team was not one of our better choices. Our discretion is now especially important now that we're in an ER without doors. But dude.  I have a new system that I'm pretty sure is actually bulletproof in it's deniability.
The ER term of the moment is troll, also extended to trololol if I'm feeling silly.  Which always made me think of trololol guy.  If you have somehow sheltered yourself from the internet this much that you don't know what I'm referring to, you're welcome/I'm sorry:

So, anyway, I'm actually embarrassed I didn't think of it sooner, but now, if I want to alert ER BFF or anyone else around me that someone fits troll criteria, I just hum the trololol song. It's perfect.  Anway. You're welcome to use it, if you can keep it on the QT guys.

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