While discharging a young man for his 4th visit for STD symptoms:
Hood Nurse: "Okay, so it looks like you've been here for the same thing a couple of times in the last couple of months. It's important to make sure your partner is getting treated so you don't keep re-infecting one another, and you probably need to make an appointment with a regular doctor to get actual STD testing done to make sure that you're not dealing with a drug resistant strain, got it?"
Hood Nurse: "Alright then, well, here's the prescription for your antibiotics. I just need you to sign right here and then you're through, but do you have any questions before I let you go?"
Patient: "Yeah, are you single?"