Wednesday, May 5, 2010

I must have missed it

But apparently it's now acceptable to urinate all over a stretcher if you're being discharged for your 3rd "Seroquel overdose" this week alone, and the nurse woke you from your sleep and "scared you", even if doing so means that you, a grown man, has to commit to pissing your pants and then sitting in the waiting room without a ride in your same pee pants. Sweet. Happy nurses week, everybody!
On a related note, if you happen to be in the market for a bus pass, pissing your pants out of spite is probably not the best way to achieve that goal.


  1. I guess I missed that too....

  2. It could have been worse if you know what I mean!