I know it's hard sometimes. Just so you know for next time, though, if you can move all your extremities and walk- you are not paralyzed.
Oh, and if you're going to pretend to pass out in the cab on the way to the hospital so you don't have to pay your bill, you probably shouldn't give him your real name. Because he may give it to us, and then when you try to check in with your fake name and social so that we can't tell that you've been in the hospital a bunch of times before looking for pain meds with nothing wrong with you...yeah. We have to have that whole conversation about fraud. And that's really kind of awkward.