Tuesday, October 6, 2009


Menstrual cramps?
Not an emergency, in case anyone was wondering.
Also- constipation? And by constipation, I mean, bowel movements were harder today than usual. Did not try Metamucil or drinking more water. Oh, and since we're here- clear vaginal discharge x 1 year. ONE YEAR. No odor, itching, dysuria.
WTF. I mean. Emergency room. Holy shit, emergency room.
I have no words. I am still trying to figure out how it is humanly possible to be nice about this.


  1. Ugh, so many idiotic people in the world & for some reason they all flock to the ER.

  2. Well a woman suffering from menstrual cramps be a danger to the public!


    *ducks the flying pan*

  3. Haha- that's YOUR job then! I should have called to hospital police to come taze her.

  4. Sounds like your hospital could benefit from a phone triage system and weed out some of those "patients".....Honestly. 1/4 of the people phoning us bring on their problems by stupid behavior...1/4 are people who should stay home...and 1/4 have legit reasons for phoning but should see their own MD, not ER.... :S