Not an emergency, in case anyone was wondering.
Also- constipation? And by constipation, I mean, bowel movements were harder today than usual. Did not try Metamucil or drinking more water. Oh, and since we're here- clear vaginal discharge x 1 year. ONE YEAR. No odor, itching, dysuria.
WTF. I mean. Emergency room. Holy shit, emergency room.
I have no words. I am still trying to figure out how it is humanly possible to be nice about this.