I worked in out fast track unit on Tuesday, which turned out to be STD party '09 that particular night. I go to send home a 20 year old girl who had come in with funky vag discharge, and as I'm standing there giving her instructions about her antibiotics, she looks at me with this blank stare, turns to the friend who's with her, and says, "Girl, can you believe I got chlamydia again?"
I was totally speechless. What can you say to that? Yeah, okay. Make sure you finish these antibiotics, and wrap it up next time, even though I know you won't. Sweet. See you later! Bye!