Bad Idea #2- Attempting to escape police after being charged with PI by attempting to jump out of the back of the police car, thus sustaining a pretty ugly eyebrow lac to your face in addition to further charges of resisting arrest.
Bad Idea #3-Swearing at the officer posted with you and saying unsavory things about his mother, resulting in surely less leeway for you surrounding events to come.
Bad Idea #4- Wiping your piss covered hand on said officer posted with you after using the urinal, resulting in you getting further assault with a biological weapon charges or something of the sort, and you having to hold it for the rest of the visit.
Bad Idea #5- Threatening to sue the doctor for giving you steri strips instead of sutures (seeing as how you will now surely be in the county pen for longer than 8 to 10 days as a direct result of your actions) then asking him for pain meds.
Yup. This, ladies and gentlemen, is a classic example of when keepin' it real goes wrong.